THE ALBANY CLUB

**MisterBridger** · Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:20 pm Post subject: Forum

I shake my head every time I come back to this forum - nobody's interested. That's not strictly true as "Guests" have a look daily but leave no traces. Oh I know, it's the poltergeist from Trev's office isn't it? Rolling Eyes

As a matter of interest, I run another forum which I set up after this one and THOSE guys really do get it... Laughing

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**marianne caine** · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:57 pm Post subject:

Hey,
Well I was hoping lots of other people had written amusing messages for me to read and reply too but no such luck so I guess I'll have to have a go...
Driving to the office this morning on the M25 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!